The Hen - Someone sent me this enjoy!

Subject: The Hen - Inspiring story

Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk,
as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell to sleep. When he awoke he found a
strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing
white robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Bryan, "and what are you
doing in my bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter". Bryan was stunned "You mean I'm dead?!!! That can't be! I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away".

St Peter replied, "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.
We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Bryan was devastated, but
knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back
as a hen.

In a flash of light, he was covered in feathers and clucking around
pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange
feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are
you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Bryan, "but I have this strange feeling inside
like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid
an egg before?"
"Never" replies Bryan "Well just relax and let it happen" He did, and
after a few uncomfortable seconds, an egg pops out from under his
tail.

An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the
better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid
his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt
an enormous SMACK! on the back of his head. He heard his wife screaming,
"Bryan!! Wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting the bed!!!"